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Tom Ward.

I am a comedian in Melbourne, Australia.
I'll put stories, jokes, pictures and things into this blog regularly.

On Sunday I saw a lady run up to a Woolworths employee shouting

“I need Quick-Eze. What aisle are the Quick-Eze!? Do you know Quick-Eze?”

Oh man. You should have seen  it. She was all like:

“I need Quick-Eze. What aisle are the Quick-Eze!? Do you know Quick-Eze?”

I don’t know if I’m selling it.

A woman. Running. Indigestion.

What a wonderful weekend.

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